APB Bash and the Chocolate Milk Cows

 Anytime boring Beamer visits Bash, his crazy farm cousin,  weirdness always rules. This time, Bash schemes a way for the cows to  give chocolate milk on April Fool’s Day. Meanwhile, there's a robber on  the loose, and Beamer is stuck with his crazy cousin, the pesky neighbor  Mary Jane, and a goat of many colors. But somehow Beamer manages to  learn an important lesson about baptism and the Great Commission. It's  just another day at the farm!
Based on Matthew 16:15-16, this third book in the Bash series is hilarious fun for kids 8 to 12.